Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 24, 2019

I guess when winter comes, he will wear a pant with only one leg to teach the left leg a lesson.

How does Pig plan on leaving one leg behind? Amputation?

i favor my left leg, it has no scars

Pig only has a Right leg to argue with, his other leg Left. Next Pig will spar with his shadow. Odds favor the shadow.

At the zoo, you could have one leg in the cage and one leg outside.

The way Pig misunderstands things, he could have be flavoring his right leg.

As a favor, maybe Pastis will avoid puns for a day or two. Or three??

Goat, you all get stranger every year. (Except crocs!)

Well, with such an awfully bad leg, who can blame Pig for having a knee jerk reaction.

A pig who’s wearing socks?

if thy left leg offend thee, cut it off, andcast it from thee:" Ouch!

Left leg, right leg and Pig …..Take a vote on it ! …. Croc Power !

PIG is having a nervous breakdown…..where’s PIGITA when you need her?

Pig has been infected by the President’s strangeness. The cure is easy—Impeachment. Pig will be OK with that, because he enjoys eating peaches.

Pig is going out on a limb to be such a heel.

Strange as I seem

I’m getting stranger by the minute

Look in my dreams

It’s getting stranger by the minute

I think my left foot is pretty (smaller foot). The right one? Fugly.

Another step for Pastis’ puns

Pig is playing favorites.

How about a"CROC" festival? Maybe 5 in a row?

Seems we rarely see the crocs anymore and the duck has dissapeared

This little piggy went to market …

How can his left leg be on his other hand?

If Pig was a real man he wouldn’t favor his right or left leg. He’d favor his other leg.

He has never worn socks in this strip

Pastis’ favoring of the right is obviously a subtle expression of conservative views.

Pickled Pig Foot ;)

I don’t play favorites. We’re all in this together.

How does Pig deal with muscle cramps?

In his old age either may become a toxic friend.

That’s the breaks, PIg. One leg goes and one leg stays.

Next: The Adventures of Peg-leg Pig….

(Yes, PIg is weird.)

Spare the rod, spoil the limb!