Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 25, 2021
Transcript:
"Dragons. Maybe they only ever wanted to be our friends." "Maybe when they would fly over medieval, straw-thatched villages they were just stopping by to say, 'Hey'." "But when they opened their mouths, instead of a greeting that humans would understand as 'What's up?', a Hades-like inferno spewed forth from their bellies decimating everything in its path." "Dragons, your fiery plight leaves me cold inside." "If only Prilosec was around back then."
6th Billiard Ball Student almost 4 years ago
The Tiffin Dragons will sure be milking their goats if they see this strip. Activated charcoal and Iron City beer is safer than this Prilosec commercial art. There’s LOSE in the middle of PRILOSEC, not a WIN as in TWINS.
anomaly almost 4 years ago
Indigestion always causes discomfort to someone.