Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 25, 2021

Transcript:

"Dragons. Maybe they only ever wanted to be our friends." "Maybe when they would fly over medieval, straw-thatched villages they were just stopping by to say, 'Hey'." "But when they opened their mouths, instead of a greeting that humans would understand as 'What's up?', a Hades-like inferno spewed forth from their bellies decimating everything in its path." "Dragons, your fiery plight leaves me cold inside." "If only Prilosec was around back then."