Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for November 10, 2023
Transcript:
Martin says, "So the vampire angle really isn't working for me." Billy says, "What kind of girl are you trying to attract?" Billy says, "Well, anything with a pulse really. But I wouldn't mind a girl who's smart. Wait, that's it!" Martin says, "Brains!!" girl says, "I will mace you."
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 10 months ago
A zombie and a cloud of mace! What a great mood maker that’ll be.
Pharmakeus Ubik 10 months ago
His game needs several lifetimes of polishing.
davidob 10 months ago
A-macing Grace.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 10 months ago
I prefer pepper spray.
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Ha! So it looks like a pulse is now optional!
bwswolf 10 months ago
Martin ……. This is worse then your drool and fangs …….. maybe try being yourself …… if that fails …. then just go back for one with a pulse ……. :)
anomaly 10 months ago
That’s the closest he’s gotten to a date.