Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for February 18, 2011

Not really!

Geezz Ziggy! You should know that Rush Hour means you will be tied up in traffic.

-societal haste making waste- We need alternative means of transportation in a more contemporary world, if we intend to keep it. p.s. This joke is also, Soooo last century.

Yes it’s Rush Hour. Jackie Chan & Chris Rock just went by.

Modern technology ensures everyone leaves at the exact moment the molasses truck overturns. Ever notice there is always a cop at the front of the jam? Hmmm? Cause or effect.?

Ziggy, it’s just one of those word things like…park the car in the driveway and drive on the parkway…oh well.

They really should just add a C before the word “rush.” Everyone knows that if you are really in a rush you need to avoid the crush on the main thoroughfares at these times.

It was many moons ago when I learned that Happy Hour occurs at the same time as rush hour, so I chose the former.

I use to leave about hour early to avoid the rush and have time to get coffee.

It’s a parable. See what rushing gets you?

I see someone beat me to the “park in driveways and drive on parkways” line.

vzs1022, do you read Lederer’s books then?

Rush hour: When the idiot drivers cause road rage.

I figured out that if I left just 10 minutes early after work (i.e. at 5:20pm, rather than 5:30pm), my commute home would be a lot shorter.