Close to Home by John McPherson for August 20, 2019

Business was slow, so he got a sideline.

I’d bring my own!

That does it, I’m buying stock in Kleenex if this catches on!

Next he will be mining the salt from her tears. Now tell me about your divorce and how you have to work as the Mc Donalds fry cook.

We all love to be robbed by sob therapy. It feels so cleansing and refreshing. Nothing like an empty wallet and tortured soul to make ones day a little better. Yeah, sarcasm .

Turning an Expense item into a Profit item… super management expertise.

That’s pretty good! Charge ’em to make ’em cry, then charge for the tissues…

Well, Dr. Crane…

Compassion is extra.

This kind of reminds me of “PAY Toilets” many years ago. Remember those? You have “to go” badly and you see the restroom sign and go in and see all the stall locked with a coin slot on the handle. If you didn’t have a quarter with you, you were out of luck! I expect to see those back again soon. Of course, if you happen to be in San Francisco; no problem! Just go outside and do it on the sidewalk in front of a restaurant!

It looks like Bleeb is fixing to take the leg off of that chair and send that Bozo for a tumble. ;-)

She cryin’ already and she hasn’t even seen the bill.

Ah, he works for an HMO.

Maybe he is the reason the word “psychologist” begins with “psycho?”