Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 25, 2019

Selling the telly sounds like a splendid idea, Andy.

Give the man some credit. Even sozzled, disheveled and soaking wet he’s still on his game…

@Number Three Today’s strip Is funny our Hero Mr Andrew Capp even when he is sozzled manages to turn Flo’s statement to his advantage :o) , my avatar is of my birth sign Leo smoking , which reminds me that it was on Sunday 25 September 2017 that I stopped smoking a cigarette cold turkey how was your day? and yes we missed you , our day should be busy but not hectic I hope , have fun and thanks for caring pal.

And Andy’s happy and dry. At least until the pub throws him out.

Au contraire. 25 September 2017 was on a Monday.

Reba would have put him in the ground a long time ago if this had happened in her television show.

Sozzled, Dishevelled, and Soaking Wet. Punk band? Lawyer firm?

perfect reply to a spouse who watches TV

Is Flo so mad that she has lost command of the English language? It seems that she should have said either “I’ve been stuck here all night watching TV” or “I’ve been sitting here all night watching TV”. Not “I’ve been sat here…”.

Wherever he lays his hat? He never takes it off.

Time to kill him off.

I would rather spend my nights watching TV at home than go out to who knows where. I’m not a nightlife person.

Andy became sober again rather quickly.

Look at his nose in the last panel. No marks on it.

xxx

@Afficionado

25th September is going to be imprinted in my mind soon! But you should be very proud of yourself. I remember the exact date I started giving blood and it’s 13th January, 2012.

I’m going on my Mystery Cruise in about 3 weeks time. We leave on 16th September and return on the 27th. 2 days after your quit smoking anniversary!

Hope you had a great day, pal.

Wrong song for Andy. He never lays his hat anywhere.