Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 31, 2019

Yeehaa.

Kinda rough on the keister and the saddle.

That’s some rather spurious thinking.

So he’s not married?

Talk about being on the cutting edge of the latest technology in the Old West.

A real cowpoke.

Ouch! I get the point(s).

If that’s what it take to light a fire under his @ss, so be it…

Talk about a pain in the @

I know a few people who should be wearing those.

He gives tall in the saddle new meaning.

Thus demonstrating the etymology of the word “spur” as a verb, as in to spur one on.

Those will wear your a$$ out in short order! ;o{

They look cool, but do mess up the coffee table!

Giddy-up!

“Oh no they are fake, they’re for my strip tease act.

" But Danged if I don’t Ruin more Britches, yet alone if’n I ferget to Unhitch Em before I get in the Saddle. I’m a Tellin’ Ya, I Don’t wanna even Go Thar ! "

That’s why they call him Hopalong.

You should hear them jingle jangle jingle.

I’ve got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle as I’m riding merrily along……..

Whenever he needs a little spurt of energy…

So that’s where all those ripped jeans come from.