Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for August 20, 2019

Bill has a cat bidet??

The sinks should use the same sensors as the toilets – the ones that activate every time you make the slightest move.

Well that was an unexpected answer.

The washroom at Cosco has a sink with three taps side by side. I put my hands under the middle tap, and the water came out of the tap on the left! So I moved my hands under the tap on the left, and the water came out of the middle tap!

So then I put one hand under each tap, and washed them separately.

The world belongs to the dolts …

A cat bidet, oh happy day!

This has the beginnings of an epic stage play. I like it!

Happened to me more times than i want to count. Cat are such mystical creatures.

THAT’LL be on social media in a twitter. . .

The tap only works when it’s REALLY necessary.

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What I love about this strip is how it is immediate, direct, unequivocal and awesome.

I see Opus is using the congressional washrooms…

I have shared your problem with Those Things, Opus. But I have not tried, and will not try, mooning it for the win the way Bill does. What works for Bill, works for Bill.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

For half a second, I thought that the water directed at Bill (his cat bidet, or “cadet”) was actually coming out of Bill. I’ve heard of cats spraying, but this would’ve been (more) ridiculous!

Reminds me of that scene from M*A*S*H with Hawkeye in the shower.

The Billy Bidet!

Some of these new technologies don’t recognize darker people. There’s a hand-dryer for bathrooms that is sold worldwide, even in Africa, that doesn’t recognize Black hands (Opus’ hands wouldn’t work). People have to grab a square of white paper to get the machine to turn on!