The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 29, 2019

Hey you forgot the new marshmallow unicorns!

SWEET !

All time favorite Kelly Bundy moment. The family is under a gypsy curse. Peggy has a cross, Al has rosary beads, Bud is wearing a dozen voo-doo charms and Kelly is clutching a box of cereal. She keeps incanting ’They’re magically delicious! They’re magically delicious!’

Contents are always settling …..same box less contents….

Must have been lucky to get a deal like that, how charming!

Missing a few charms. Here’s the list for the cerealphiles out there: Pink Hearts, Yellow Moons, Orange Stars, Green Clovers, Blue Diamonds, Pots of Gold and Rainbows, Purple Horseshoes, and Red Balloons. (according tho Wiki)

It was a volume by weighty situation.

Where’s the leprechaun’s cut?

“They’re always after me lucky residuals!”

The suit won’t be settled until the Irish Spring.

Says that right on the box!

I thought her clients would be the three leaf clovers.

No Lucky the Leprechan here?

They needed to get this deal done quickly. Otherwise they were facing Capt. Crunch time.

I always hated those styrofoam marshmallow bits. When mom would buy them, I’d go thru and remove them all.

AWESOME, Scott, just awesome.

Some of those marshmallows are outdated. And some new ones are missing.

L C is nothing without the marshmellows. 55/45 deal.

You know you’re old if you can remember when Lucky Charms had only 4 “sweet surprises”. I am, and they were orange stars, yellow moons, pink hearts, and green clovers.

The marshmallow lawyer is absolutely correct. Even at my age, I’ve been known to pick out the oat pieces before adding milk to increase the oat pieces to marshmallow pieces ratio. If they ever do like Capt. Crunch and create an “Ooopss all Crunch Berries” version: “Ooops all Marshmallows” I’m going to OD on sugar!

And thus, all the profits were eaten.