Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 09, 2019

Don’t worry about. It’s only from the nutcase fringe who need something to complain about or they aren’t happy. Ignore them and they’ll find something else to complain about next week.

Don’t even get near the good little boys/girls binary state!

Would that be north polarizing?

The PC tide has finally reached the poles. The Great Flood was a kiddie pool by comparison.

I don’t know why people have such a difficult time understanding quantum mechanics. In this theory, things have discrete states: they are either one way or one other way. There is no other possibility. It’s either zero or one.

So if a political party (pick a side) says that the sky is blue, the other side will state that it is not-blue. When asked what color it then is, they will “double down” and say “NOT BLUE” which has just become a new color.

See? It’s simple. Make things up as you go along and proclaim that whatever isn’t your thing is fake news.

That’s why Santa has instigated a 50 shades of grey grading system.

It is all that, as well as being ‘imaginary.’

The ‘Naughtys’ have filed a lawsuit.

Oh dear God, I’m offended. Does that get me off the naughty list, Santa?

The complainers go automatically into the naughty list. With no chance of reassessment for 5 years.

Oh NO! Quick how more shopping days until Christmas?

Take that, Santa! Ha!

The whole concept of a “Naughty and Nice” list implies that there is a standard by which behavior can be measured. Also implicit is the point that this standard, in order to actually be a standard, cannot just be the whim of the moment, and so needs to come from a higher moral authority than the latest poll. That really bothers some people who think that “if it feels good, do it” is a valid lifestyle.

Oh please..

Put the complainers on the “naughty” list and go do what you do best.