To the tune of Jim Croce’s “If I could hold time in a bottle”: “If I could shrink heads in a bottle/ The first thing I’d like to do / Is dry your membranes / And not hear a peep out of you …”
I always suspect someone wearing fingerless gloves of Affectation; more so when some but not all the visible fingernails are painted blue. Maybe ol’ Tadago Pie is right: get a frickin’ job, tadpole!
The premier head-in-a-bottle is Travis, over at Scary Gary. You’re welcome.
… Terry didn’t usually smoke, but as she lit the Lucky the smoke filling her lungs was exactly what she needed. She exhaled through her nose once and then sensually (at least to her:) she blew out smoke rings. So what if the Trump hats were made in China. She didn’t want the contract anyway. The I’d rather be Russian t-shirts didn’t sell and Trump only paid a third of what he said he would. He was right. It would have cost more to sue. She took another drag.Still, she refused the order to make the Make Voldemort Great Again hats. She saw that ugly side, too. Being immortal, she had seen this all before. She exhaled perfect rings. She was in the perfect position…
Bill Thompson over 5 years ago
A-maze-ing advice, no?
Arianne over 5 years ago
Check it out:
Tadago Pie
https://www.broadjam.com/artists/songs.php?artistID=20016
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
I’ll take two vinyls….
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago
…they have a special door for tradesmen…
3hourtour Premium Member over 5 years ago
… I’ll have my Shirley Temple black, please and straight up…
…and is the aborted pig fetus fresh or frozen…
…mine has to be fresh…
…as a young man I learned my trade of taking it on the chin…
…when my college girlfriend wore my Bermuda shorts …
… I could get lost in her Bermuda triangle…
…I was going to paint all of my fingernails, but I blue it…I don’t know what the orange things are, or whose head is in the bottom left corner…
…×but I hate to guess×…
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
She was alright once she gave up the figs for a workin’ man.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 5 years ago
The lost verse to Y.M.C.A.?
coltish1 over 5 years ago
To the tune of Jim Croce’s “If I could hold time in a bottle”: “If I could shrink heads in a bottle/ The first thing I’d like to do / Is dry your membranes / And not hear a peep out of you …”
Howard'sMyHero over 5 years ago
Get a collage degree, young man …!
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Is that a right or left hand maze?
INGSOC over 5 years ago
inspecting mirrors is a trade that anyone could see themselves doing
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 5 years ago
A tadago-pie, and a quart of milky thou…
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
I always suspect someone wearing fingerless gloves of Affectation; more so when some but not all the visible fingernails are painted blue. Maybe ol’ Tadago Pie is right: get a frickin’ job, tadpole!
The premier head-in-a-bottle is Travis, over at Scary Gary. You’re welcome.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Holy moly! Here I am, all over again!
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
You again? Me again?
Surcease! Relief! Help! My kingdom for a NEW Frog Applause!
3hourtour Premium Member over 5 years ago
… Terry didn’t usually smoke, but as she lit the Lucky the smoke filling her lungs was exactly what she needed. She exhaled through her nose once and then sensually (at least to her:) she blew out smoke rings. So what if the Trump hats were made in China. She didn’t want the contract anyway. The I’d rather be Russian t-shirts didn’t sell and Trump only paid a third of what he said he would. He was right. It would have cost more to sue. She took another drag.Still, she refused the order to make the Make Voldemort Great Again hats. She saw that ugly side, too. Being immortal, she had seen this all before. She exhaled perfect rings. She was in the perfect position…
Radish... over 5 years ago
I’ll trade you this comment for a new Frog Applause.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Nooo!
He ran, screaming, from the Comment page. But it was too late, The ghostly Frog Applause apparition had overtaken him again!
It was…THE SAME!