He really needs to ditch those hooves so he can use implements. How can Horace even open doors much less drive his car? (He does seem to have more flexible hooves than one would think. I wonder what those horse shoes are made out of that bend so well?)
Hugh B. Hayve over 5 years ago
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough times.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Oy! Keep the fork, leave the knife
Plods with ...™ over 5 years ago
Well done, Samson
Greyhame over 5 years ago
Need more knives.
Julius, sieze ’er.
vics_machine Premium Member over 5 years ago
Et tu, Horace?
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
Never mind the utensils. If Melody had a salad, and Horace didn’t, but wanted one really badly, would he seize her salad?
Bozo T over 5 years ago
I think the point is that forks are a Medieval invention, so Julius didn’t use one.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
He really needs to ditch those hooves so he can use implements. How can Horace even open doors much less drive his car? (He does seem to have more flexible hooves than one would think. I wonder what those horse shoes are made out of that bend so well?)
gammaguy over 5 years ago
They had trouble restraining him after he had a seizure salad.
InTraining Premium Member over 5 years ago
Toss the knife… pie-face salad….!
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
He came not to praise Caesar salad, but to eat it!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Caesar would want you to have the fork, Horace. It has the “Tines of Rome”.
Panufo over 5 years ago
Took me a few seconds…
mjgros1 over 5 years ago
“…the most unkindest cut of all.”
mattlohr over 5 years ago
Too soon.
One Navy Seal over 5 years ago
Et tu, brute?