Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 01, 2019

That’ll get a job nowhere (as usual).

That’s the idea, Jack!

@Number Six and @Number Three As usual for a Sunday today’s strip is slightly funny with at least three extra panels , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp’s idea of a good reference is one that makes it impossible to get a job :o)My avatar today is of my Birth sign Leo smoking , which reminds me that it was on a Sunday on 25th September 2017 that I stopped smoking or wanting to a cigarette, how was your day? ours should be busy but not hectic I hope

Well, Jack, he wouldn’t want you to lie.

At least not in this case.

Well, if one cannot be honest with oneself. Then who can be?

When my wife was about to retire but was eligible to receive unemployment insurance for up to 99 weeks (during the “great recession” in Florida), she was required to apply for at least two jobs a week. She listed her education as “High School class of 1964”. Nobody even considered her…

I once saw a guy who had a throat tattoo that said “DO NOT HIRE”. Suffice to say, he was an unpleasant fellow.

It occurred to me that Andy would make a pretty good bartender.

but it IS truthful

Well played, Andy.

Andy Capp can’t even get a newspaper route.