Heart of the City by Steenz for February 23, 2011
February 22, 2011
February 24, 2011
Transcript:
Dean: Well, bottom line: I don't want to be famous. Heart: But I want to be famous! Heart: Hold the phone...what if I made my own video of little darth vader? Only it would be me dressed as some miniature version of some famous girl character! Dean: You mean like snooki? Heart: naw, she's already miniaturized. But I like how you're thinking.
rayannina over 13 years ago
Hello Kitty? Strawberry Shortcake? Madeleine? Matilda?
Kamino Neko over 13 years ago
I think Dean’s parents and Heart’s mom need to monitor their TV viewing better…
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
That kinda fame uses up your Warholian 15 minutes before you’re even out of grade school. Wouldn’t you rather be immortal, Heart?
GrantBennett over 13 years ago
What’s a “snooki?” Ah, if I were only so ignorant.
Glimm over 13 years ago
Whatever you do, Heart, don’t shave your head and attack the paparazzi with an umbrella. Or, maybe that’s a good idea.
kfaatz925 over 13 years ago
Too right, Grant Bennett.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Of course, Heart could just claim she’s actually the kid in the commercial. But the sort of fame where nobody knows what you look like doesn’t seem like the kind Heart would want, either…
(Insert Thomas Pynchon reference here.)
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
“Snooki”. I’d completely forgotten until today. Damn you, Tatulli…