Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 23, 2011

Smaug does everything in a big way.

Lio Baggins.

Lio didn’t know that the dragon had heartburn.

Lio forgot the chocolate and graham cracker.

Next time ask Smaug to just use his pilot.

hmm, longer stick and stand to the side?!?

So Lio is responsible for increasing Smaug emissions.

Smaug - better get to NZ soon, you got a gig!

So that was Bilbo’s problem - no marshmallows.

Smokin’!

Brings to mind Mongo sticking his face in the fire to light his cigar in Blazing Saddles.

Coyoty–Good one!

Never I say! I am never getting up late again. All the good lines were stolen from me. They looked into my sleeping mind and stole them I say .Bigger thieves than Smaug. Hmph!

Shel Silverstein wrote a poem about “The Dragon of Grindly Grun” who liked his damsels medium rare but they always came out well-done.

Perfect! Thanks Smaug!

I can’t resist…does Smaug have a brother named Paulution?

@vzs1022—-I cannot answer that. It seems likely. However, I heard once that Yassir Arafat had a brother named Nossir.

Toasted marshmallows could be Hobbit forming.

aerwalt, you win the internets.

Tolkien family’s already called the lawyers.

I like that Smaug has a mail box. Bills? Ads? Personal correspondence?

If you just stick them up one nostril and rotate them a bit, they come out golden brown :)

Oh no, Lio! Marshmallows aren’t vegetarian! :’(

And he’s happy. Well, it IS Lio!

The marshmallows may be good, but smoking can be bad for your health… especially if you make an ash of yourself.

SMAUG! THE HOBBIT! TOLKIEN! squeals!!!!!

Way Over the Misty Mountains cold, through dungeons deep and caverns old… just for a roasted marshmallow?