Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 16, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    They just drafted this new guy – he’s still a semiconductor.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He might orchestrate it, but can he to compose it?

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    Jeff0811  over 5 years ago

    The only name that comes to mind, and I’m probably wrong in this, is Arthur Fiedler.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    The conductor with many scores under his belt, will not disappoint!

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    Radish...   over 5 years ago

    The other night I drifted nice continental drift divide

    Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t that be “*with* the score?”

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    RetFor  over 5 years ago

    The cheerleaders will score plenty…

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    Cerabooge  over 5 years ago

    Time to face the music.

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    The Ride of the Valkyries plays as the pass soars into the air.

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    Some football players need more help on how to conduct themselves off the field.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    A man of his caliber will probably last about Four Seasons.

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    gcarlson  over 5 years ago

    Wrong sport, but one of my college housemates played First Bass for the University of Iowa Symphony.

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    gcarlson  over 5 years ago

    “Classic story” about the same wrong sport: The bass section of an orchestra would slip out between movements and go to a bar next door for a few drinks, often joined by a couple of the cellists. One night between the 3rd and 4th movements of Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony one said, “We need to get back to the hall!” “Relax,” said one of his mates. “I tied the conductor’s music down with string, so it’ll take him sometime to get it open.” So they used the extra time to get extra drunk, to the point that the two cellists passed out. So there they were with the score tied, two out, and the basses loaded in the bottom of the Ninth.

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    tinstar  over 5 years ago

    Bugs Bunny’s portrayal of Leopold Stokowski?

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