Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 21, 2011
Transcript:
Alice: What happened to your nose? Petey: Well - we got our math tests back. Loris Slothrop got an A+ with a smiley face. This made her really, really happy. About 20 rubber bands shot out of her hair, many in my direction. Loris: YES! Petey: I told the school nurse I was mauled by a wolverine on the playground as the reality was too embarrassing. Alice: I want rubber bands in my hair!
margueritem over 13 years ago
Good to see Loris again.
rayannina over 13 years ago
In Petey’s shoes, I think I’d claim wolverine maulage as well.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Great, Petey! You’ve given Alice another idea.
cdward over 13 years ago
But yea for Loris! I love having her around and haven’t seen enough of her.
cdward over 13 years ago
Oh, and rubber band attack is so dangerous. I have three sisters and remember….
vzs1022 over 13 years ago
Alice gets to the heart of it.
oribassi over 13 years ago
Is Petey a “C” student??
Dirty Dragon over 13 years ago
Too bad Andre wasn’t there to provide the sound effects.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if Petey is a C student, particularly in Math. In English and Social Studies there’s room to accommodate Petey’s skewed worldview and imaginative gifts, and even in grade-school Science there’s room for narrative, but a shoebox diorama illustrating multiplication of fractions isn’t going to get you very far.
Besides, Petey lives in a universe in which nothing is certain, and there are ALWAYS unknown motivations underlying every question. The idea that there can ever be one - and ONLY one - exactly-right answer which holds true in all situations probably paralyzes him at test time.
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
Of course, you’re going to have to get rabies shots now, Petey. Other than that, it’s a good plan!
Too bad this didn’t run last week, when “Stone Soup” was having Rubber Band Gun Week…
kjs9 over 13 years ago
Alice picked up on the rubberbands, but not on the playground-wolverine story?? I’d think she’d send Dill to the playground immediately to check it out.
TopazSkies over 13 years ago
I’ve not met Loris before. What did a girl who gets an A+ ever do to deserve the surname “Slothrop”?
Constantinepaleologos over 13 years ago
She’s finally back!
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Topaz, she got the surname “Slothrop” because Richard Thompson has read “Gravity’s Rainbow.” (Not that there’s any discernible connection between Loris and Tyrone, even ironically.)
scanman over 13 years ago
I love Alice’s expressions in panels 1 & 4.
gofinsc over 13 years ago
Jake Gittes wanted to do the same thing.
TopazSkies over 13 years ago
Thanks, shytimes2 & fritzoid. I’m glad to know Thompson has merely borrowed Tyrone’s last name for the “Sloth” irony, rather than for any shared character traits.
MajToms over 13 years ago
That’s the same thing that happens to me when I open the morning paper. Those babies sting!
habamom over 13 years ago
Isn’t this the third time in a week or two that Petey’s nose has suffered at school?
Oh, I guess it was only one other time, but since the nurse had such a humiliating reaction it makes sense that Petey would come up with a better story this time: http://www.gocomics.com/culdesac/2011/02/11/
The other time I was thinking of was when Alice got bopped in the nose! http://www.gocomics.com/culdesac/2011/02/18/
ErikBrooks over 13 years ago
I can only hope that there is some sort of serendipity involved in today’s wolverine mauling… and the debut of my “in the life of some wolverines” strip, Hart Pass, via the GoComics sherpa program. Not that my work is ANYTHING near comparable to the best of what is happening on here. Cul de Sac is great!
chuck_henebry over 13 years ago
Fun to find a reference to Pynchon where you least expect it.
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Great alibi, Petey!