Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 21, 2011
Transcript:
Alice: What happened to your nose? Petey: Well - we got our math tests back. Loris Slothrop got an A+ with a smiley face. This made her really, really happy. About 20 rubber bands shot out of her hair, many in my direction. Loris: YES! Petey: I told the school nurse I was mauled by a wolverine on the playground as the reality was too embarrassing. Alice: I want rubber bands in my hair!
Great alibi, Petey!