Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 20, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    Final Destination VI: Step On A Crack, Break Your Mother’s Mac

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Not necessarily.

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    One more crack like that and I’m turning you off!

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    VictoryRider  over 5 years ago

    Get a phone will Gorilla Glass. That stuff is double tough. I’ve dropped mine off of a roof onto a concrete walkway and it was fine.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    I’m not cracked up on what I thought I would be?

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    jdthird  over 5 years ago

    Should’ve shown it cracked glass and all laying in the bottom of a trash can while the owner was visible on the edge of the app with the new, better device. ;)

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    davanden  over 5 years ago

    Is every cartoonist going to do a variation on this gag?

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    unclepablo  over 5 years ago

    Mark’s done a half dozen in the last week… might not be many left.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Needs to go to a plastic surgeon and get a protective glass plate overlay.

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Seriously, that app has big security issues. I wouldn’t download it.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Highly accurate.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    You’re really makin’ an app of yourself.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    @MarkParisi – I love this theme, keep ’em coming.

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    WDD  over 5 years ago

    John Deere manufactures farm tractors with unbreakable computer consoles with touch-sensitive screens. I think these breakable mobile units are made with planned obsolescence.

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