B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 17, 2019

One to take to the bank!

This one applies to restaurants too.

Well, “it” has been put in another room. Your objective, if you choose to accept it, is to avoid that room.

I heard that “F.B.” here, and the other lady, will soon be getting names. IMHO, this lady looks like a “Gertrude.” Or a “Gertie.”

Is He referring to bed bugs or…..

don’t worry, ‘it’ is only in the rooms with the police yellow tape

But this is the only hotel approved by my corporate expense account.

Especially the chalk lines.

This is what you say to a child picking its nose.

I used to work in a hotel. One night a guest came down after checking in and said his room was full of bugs. They sent me up to check, and sure enough, it was swarming with those brown stink bugs. I guess most of them would be cleared out by now.

How about, “It will be fine in a few hours after the ozone machine finishes its job?”

Hotels? None were made for them before their creation. I blame the education devices hidden in their artificial caves continues to malfunction. This isn’t the ancient past, but instead a future.