Just like cars that came in base trim usually outsold the models with all the options, women are the standard human model. Men are the more expensive models for Nature to create and maintain.
One of the finer things about maturity is that my desire to out-Testosterone some other guy has receded to the point where I have a fighting chance of being rational. Instead.
Two intrepid lads went ATVing last night and earned their Darwins. Drove off a cliff. I am supposed to feel bad for them. I admire their achievement instead.
Scientists have discovered that the reason wives live longer than their husbands is because they aren’t married to women. (Colin Mochrie joke from Whose Line Is It Anyway?)
GreasyOldTam about 5 years ago
I knew that guy…
wiatr about 5 years ago
Just like cars that came in base trim usually outsold the models with all the options, women are the standard human model. Men are the more expensive models for Nature to create and maintain.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago
It’s more impressive when a male survives to old age.
RAGs about 5 years ago
The carver left off, “Hold my beer”.
in.amongst about 5 years ago
Man, the sh!t got real…
KennethJohnson about 5 years ago
Don’t answer that!
Concretionist about 5 years ago
One of the finer things about maturity is that my desire to out-Testosterone some other guy has receded to the point where I have a fighting chance of being rational. Instead.
Masterskrain about 5 years ago
“Hey, Y’all… WATCH THIS….”
Enter.Name.Here about 5 years ago
I wonder why this tired old joke idea keeps coming back. The first 10-20 times was enough.
Brockie about 5 years ago
Men die first as they chose to do so, nice and peaceful, no more honey do crapola.
Geophyzz about 5 years ago
The winner is not the one who lives the longest, but the one who has the most fun.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago
Two intrepid lads went ATVing last night and earned their Darwins. Drove off a cliff. I am supposed to feel bad for them. I admire their achievement instead.
sandpiper about 5 years ago
His last words: well-just-you know—damn!
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
R I P
Lyons Group, Inc. about 5 years ago
That tombstone should read “Hey, watch how a real jackass does it!”
DanFlak about 5 years ago
Because men have women to nag them – says I, as I retreat to my bunker wearing my flame-proof Kevlar suit.
Watcher about 5 years ago
It’s not the quantity but the quality of life that matters.
Nate England about 5 years ago
Hey, I’d rather die trying than trying not to die! You can stay hidden in your shell, senorita. Men get things done!
1953Baby about 5 years ago
A LOT of the comments here prove something I’ve believed for a long time: some men will put up with anything for sex. Geez, guys. . .
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Well, I always thought that since women could create life, they had more to begin with.
Linguist about 5 years ago
That should have been on my ex-brother-in-law’s tombstone! Gone, but unfortunately, not forgotten.
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Husbands die before their wives because they want to.
Bill The Nuke about 5 years ago
Why do most men die before their wives? Because they WANT to!
Rayodeluz about 5 years ago
Scientists have discovered that the reason wives live longer than their husbands is because they aren’t married to women. (Colin Mochrie joke from Whose Line Is It Anyway?)
Troy Premium Member about 5 years ago
This is one of the reasons that makes us Males different from Females so the radical feminists that think we are the same should just stop.
vanaals about 5 years ago
Paleontologists are considering this as the reason they find so many more male fossils than those of females.
Bicycle Dude about 5 years ago
The second line would read “What could possibly go wrong?”