Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for September 08, 2019

Use the stairs if you lack the upper body strength like me

1. it saves on purchase, installation, maintenance, and energy costs.

2. It is tied into the health fitness plan reducing medical insurance costs.

3. It keeps employees closer to their desks.

4. Everybody knows somebody they want to watch climb the rope.

I would say that “Indian Rope”™ would be a good way to get rid of people like Rita. Just tell her how it is the best way to get to the top management positions…

At least put knots in it to make it easier to climb.

Reminds me of my old high school gym class, only the knot at the end was much bigger.

Tough for those on the 42nd floor.

Put in a pole, of course that could lead to dancing. . . . .

This has got to be one of Rita’s ideas; her mind is the only one at MMM that “works” in this way.

Simply leave a rabid wolverine in the room and they will not only not mind the climb but will possibly set a new speed record…

One of the little skinny guys with no upper body strength came back as a skinny weasel lawyer and made them take them down. There is only the swivel up on the beams.

Ed could use some extra upper body muscle. But what’s Jays beef though all he has to do is ask his girl Andromeda to poof him to his cubicle.

Best strip of the day!

Is that how the “dumb” got put into “dumb waiter?”