Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 23, 2020

I think Maxine has made her wishes clear.

They don’t call him “Mess Up Melvin” for nothing.

Even the plants were begging her to keep him away.

If she does, she’ll ask for help.

Don’t worry… Melvin is only asking to be polite.

Look at his expression and tell me he’s not doing just fine.

In the 17 years since this was first published in newspapers,

a lot of tattered clippings of it have probably crumbled…

the ones that were once stashed away in diaries and nightstands…. you know… for inspiration.

“Nothing, honey…

just printing out… something…. "

Oh come on.

It’s not my idea… I think it’s Jerry Von A’s.

OMG, don’t let him loose in the garden! I lost my wisteria and bitter sweet.

He likes square butts, and he cannot lie!

Even though he’s all tied up at the moment, he still is annoying to Maxine while she’s tending her flowers!

Maxine was known to extended her foreplay.

After reading these, I got nothin’.

Aww.. tree hugging lessons, Greenpeace will be happy with a new convert

Ah, how sweet. He wants to help. I send my Mr Man inside when I garden. Safer that way, for both of us.

Harse. All he did was water them a little… And Scooter did it first…

She looks pretty sure to me.

I’ve had a few dogs like that.

It looks a little kinky if you ask me.

LARS and MAXINE were having recent difficulties in bed. :>)