Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 21, 2021

Evidently a lotta folks her without sin ready to chunk that first stone.

Maybe they should have brought helmets.

Jesus interrupted the crowd stoning an adulteress. “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”

Everyone grew quiet. But from the back, a veiled woman came forward and plunked her with a rock.

Jesus said “Mom, I hate it when you do that.”

Performance art!

They’ve waived the “without sin” requirement.

I prefer my stones rolling.

Some people spend the whole year gathering up just the right stones for this event.

…rockin’ good time tonight…

They must not live in glass houses…

Rock concert

Where “Down in front!” really means it.

Our local dinner theatre is named “Stone’s Throw”

Jagger ain’t gonna like this…

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Hoping they sell safety glasses at the concession stand.. someone is likely to lose an eye or two if they don’t. And, aspirin®.. gonna be a lot of headaches in the morning

Just a tip from an old actor: never get stoned in a theater.

Is there a sub-competition for rolling stones?

And nary a helmet between them. Hope that’s not a glass house….

Only on Ballard Street. Most sane folks go to ROCKY HORROR late night showing if they want to interact with the movie.

Stoning politicians. None of the aforementioned qualifications apply.

‘Rocky Horror’ for a different crowd.

So many people ready to get stoned….

I wonder who was picked in the lottery.

This will not end well.

No stone throwing until the whistle blows.