Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 19, 2021

Now Maud, Ted isn’t being evasive, he’s just clumsy.

Ted lost his sense of balance at about the same time he developed those ankles.

Plus the tap on his shoe is loose, thus causing him to lean to Port.

Ted: “No, I’m not. I’m just trying to get away and hide.”

Ted doesn’t want to talk, let alone think, about his upcoming colonoscopy…!

elusive

Ted was good at the Fosbury Flop in high school gym. Not so much now.

That was one wicked backhand Maude, and lets be fair, you brought up the subject of his.. affections.

No he’s not. He’s trying to hide.

It took some dexterity on Ted’s part to do that quick double flip up and over to the back of the couch with skill that quickly.

Ted’s still looking for the coin he lost last year.

He sure is trying to be. Still, I can’t quite tell if he evaded that mosquito or not.