Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 11, 2022

Toby is just trying to keep Bob from getting into trouble again, the last time Bob ventured on to old man Wiffenpoof’s yard, he got the hose turned on him and the sheriff had to come out to break up the crowd of on lookers.

It was because, having watched Toby, Bob wondered what it would be like to…um…use the tree for..you know. It did not go well. ( see above).

Two roads diverged in a wood, and Bob-Bob took the one less traveled by Toby,And that has made all the difference.

As it did not go well…

(Apologies to Robert Frost!)

Each arrived at their destination in their own way together.

They have reached the cross road of walking the dog!

Disagreement, aggrievement, admonishment, impatient, belligerent, hellbent, commandment, counterdeployment, debasement, disentanglement, detachment, denouement, ligament, impairment, embitterment, despondent, ointment.

There’s always better smells to the right.

It’s not worth losing an arm over this Bob.. follow Toby. But, and it’s only a suggestion.. but have Toby fixed as soon as you can. Will turn him into a pussy and willing to follow your lead.

Be careful, sometimes they try to kill off Divergents.

They apply different senses, one uses smell sense and the other uses no sense.

From the looks of it, they are both wide loads. Too wide for the sidewalk!

The divergent views are the same ones that it’s always been: To chase the squirrel or not to chase.

Bob doesn’t want to wrinkle his inserts. :)

Every dog and their person, ever!

Toby is right-leaning. Bob is left to his own devices.

My guess is Toby wins.