Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 29, 2022

That’ll derail pretty quick

Ted has a loco motive for this, but only he understands it.

is this a nursery home or an asylum?

I guess they didn’t really want to talk to each other.

It’s rather good performance art. Everyone is doing what you do on a train.

Old Mrs. Paxenfloofle is mad because she was designated the Caboose. Carl Paxenfloofle is asleep. He perfected this by being married to Pricilla. Georgia Lunnople is looking in her purse, hoping it contains a way out. Bill Monkiling is mad he missed Bonanza for this, his wife Mildred just realized her 12 hour girdle is 15 minutes past due, and Walter Zonkle wonders if the dog knows a good escape route.

Ted has everybody’s caboose in place and nicely lined up.

“All aboard!”

#congaline

I really wish Ballard Street existed in the real world so I could move there.

Ted is never a freight to show his creativity. He is always the main a’tracks’ion.

♪♫ "Spacey Jones, seated in his armchair.

Spacey Jones, with his headlight in his hand.

Spacey Jones, seated in his armchair.

And he drove his choo-choo train despite his disgusted guests demand." ♪♫

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Ted is a born leader. With no one in the group missing Ted quickly realized they would have nothing to talk about so he had to come up with another fun thing.

Well trained group for Ballard Street residents.

This is why you should never hold a “salon” in a roundhouse. :)

“Foamers” always manage to make it all about trains.

……as Scooter rues his exclusion.

Ted has a one track mind.

Looks like my nursing home.