Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 16, 2023

Muffin is ashamed to show her face, and who could blame her, Ted does not have the legs to pull off that look with a mini skirt.

Including his wife.

Look for the I love Bud Light bumper sticker

Muffin is sworn to secrecy.

Now I know why Ted has been doing laundry down to the Ballard Washateria and Bait Shop. And being so secretive about it. Folding your stuff in the back corner….tsk tsk.

Ted is off to the Drag Strip.

Ted will soon be selling his retirement home in Ft Lauderdale and moving back to Ithaca.

Donut skirt with fishnet stockings. That did not come from my shop!

Ted is just off to the Ballard Street FurryCon. Nothing wrong with that.

Ted doesn’t really have to go anywhere to reach his destination.

The time spent in his car is both a journey and a destination for him.

Not wearing the seatbelt was a fashion faux-pas. The skirt was just so-so, but the leggings were a net gain.

Including Ted, who has no recollection of them

Some of us like a little secret fun – what’s wrong with that?

The shoes look fit for operating the pedals.

Nothing illegal here even if he chooses to leave the car.

He may be completely naked (except for the footwear) here in Germany. Seriously.

A “Step out of the car, Sir!” could be a little embarrassing then though…

Are we sure that’s really Ted and not his twin sister, Tedine?

This is Ballard – the only reason people would be surprised is because Ted hasn’t had a Driver’s license for years since the ‘incident’…

Woo-woo Ted. Cute mini skirt. Hair piece too.

Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!

This is Ted’s sole means of trans portation.

Based on his usual fashion choices, folks would be stunned to learned it wasn’t a plaid flannel skirt with a corduroy lining.

Ted has always had an auto-erotic-exoticism-thing for foreign models.

They might be even more surprised to learn the true identity of “Ru Ted”, the champion dancer down at “Transformations”…

Not as surprised as in the 20th Century. :)

Let your freak flag fly.

Not funny. No comment.

Ted’s mistake? The ear dangles.

He’s only going to a Phish concert – no big deal. Hope he remembers to pick me up this time.

Just a cross-dressing furry here, People. Nothing to see. Move along please…

At first I thought that was some kind of hairy pet on the seat besid him…