Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 17, 2023

if that’s his wife – i don’t blame him

It’s no wonder that Sophie goes through three bottles of wine a day.

If he gets any more affectionate, someone will need to get a hose.

Which one is Randy? Just kidding. He’d better be careful.. That’s Little Sophie. She’s in heat and barreling down the street is Spike. Things are ‘bout to get interesting…let’s watch.

Randy, better come up for air! Most little dogs do not like to be smothered with affection quite like this. And This pup’s owner would like to move on.

Randy has not been well trained. … “Randy … ‘Sit’ … ‘Sit, Randy, sit!’”

So Randy is what happened to Scooter, when he was a tiny pup. That explains Scooter’s vicious streak.

Little dogs flock to Randy when they’re feeling low.

The owner shih tzu Randy for public indecency.

“Randy” Randy is going to jail…

We need more Randy’s .

Perhaps.. this is acceptable on Ballard St, but in most places this would get you arrested.

Randy’ wife: I wish you that affectionate with me….

Lifelong research into Biters v. Lickers continues…

Good morning Balladeers!

gettin’ a little weird there, Randy!

Little dogs makes sense. If you do that to big dogs, you’re going to get killed. (Though I did hear tale of a Frenchy killing his new owner)

Hopefully Randy has had all his shots.

Randy is the bane of dog walkers on Ballard Street. Little dogs aren’t exactly crazy about him either.

randy’s missus is exasperated by his dogged displays of affection…