Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 20, 2023

Is Ethel complaining or thanking him?

Is it the new fashion for men to just wear undershirts in the house? I mean Ethel is wearing the family pearls and Gene is wearing….hair.

and you don’t want that big part to have something going on in it, trust me.

They don’t have kids, do they!

Gene looks like he’s got a whole lot going on in between. It ain’t pretty.

Gene leans to the left then he leans to the right sometimes he stands up then sits down and they fight fight fight.

Sounds like a come-on to me. “OK Ethel, let’s make it happen.”

Viagra commercial?

Good morning Balladeers!

That’s when he’s contemplating which side to go to next.

And the middle part keeps getting bigger……

Which is the part Gene likes…

Gene’s in good company, happens to a lot of men when they sleep alone in a double bed.

He might need some Gene therapy.

Muriel again attempts sofa-seating etiquette.

I don’t think Gene cares…

Like life.

The quiet extremist

Gene is no ‘middle-of-the-roader’.

gene’s just middling along…

Gene definitely has a big middle part.