Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 21, 2023

It looks like it got up and went.

it’s possessed

Fortunately, only my trimmer string does that.

The engine is still there, but the grass is gone.

Stewart, next time start on the back yard.

You should see what they did with Mr. Grinklinks Hair Trimmers. And you should see Mr. Grinklinks.

Down, boy! Down!

That nitrous oxide injector valve stuck open again.

Did Tim Taylor work on his mower?

I never did trust the Shady Combine And Mower (SCAM) repair shop for any of my equipment.

Yeah, add a little more Nitro. What can it hurt?

MORE POWER!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning Balladeers!

Didn’t know you had a Riding Mower, didja, Stewart? (Although it’s more like a Flapping Fabric behind a Riding Mower…)

Wow!

Cool. Turbocharged Turfinator.

But it does a d**n good job of mulching.

Stewart got mower than he bargained for.

Shoulda left the brake on.. Good thing Martha’s petunia’s were not in the line of fire.

Whoa! Good thing it wasn’t a rider!!

Facepalm…Eeegads I did get my V8

Nice artwork. Sure tells the story.

gene appears satisfied with his supercharged hemi toro…

Apart for 3rd degree burns on his left leg, Stewart appeared none the worse for wear.