Natalie signage may becoming denser and less accessible but gosh, it is sound advice. Fun fact, if my mother saw us throw salad at the chickens she would whip off her slipper and throw it at us.. and she seldom missed.
I live in a coastal town and frequently eat outdoors. I tried to discourage a seagull by throwing ice from my water glass at it. The seagull ate my ice and came back for more.
Remember, it’s not possible to feed JUST ONE seagull.
Yakety Sax 9 months ago
My salad would have grilled chicken on it!
oldpine52 9 months ago
Natalie tends to get things backwards, what she meant is ‘never throw the chicken at your salad’.
Shikamoo Premium Member 9 months ago
Natalie hates chicken salad. Never throw your mayo at the chicken with the salad.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 9 months ago
“Duck”.
Farside99 9 months ago
Or if you do throw your salad at the chicken, don’t freeze the salad first. I lost a good layer that way…long story.
marilynnbyerly 9 months ago
My nephew’s chickens like salad.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 9 months ago
Natalie is becoming denser and less accessible herself.
ArcticFox Premium Member 9 months ago
Sounds pretty cornish to me.
TonysSon 9 months ago
If we’re talking egg salad, then the chicken’s upset is justified.
Nighthawks Premium Member 9 months ago
…and never go bowling with a metal ice cube tray
ladykat 9 months ago
Why not, Natalie?
Pocosdad 9 months ago
If Ballard Street is anywhere near Cul de Sac, she’s probably heard about Grandma who throws deviled eggs at passing cars.
morningglory73 Premium Member 9 months ago
Now THAT SIGN makes me laugh. Others I’ve seen, not so much.
-Saint- 9 months ago
Safety first and a good reminder that things do tend to get a bit wild at Natalie’s New Year’s Eve parties.
ChessPirate 9 months ago
Unless it’s a Kale Salad. Throw that at the chicken, duck, turkey, passers-by, cars, a blowing leaf… ☺
ONE NIGHT ONLY! • Oxymoron & The Paper Towels 9 months ago
Perhaps Nat was trying for Never throw salad into your turducken.
ONE NIGHT ONLY! • Oxymoron & The Paper Towels 9 months ago
Another of Natalie’s signage conundrums: Check for foreign objects! Always goose your salad before serving.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
And Natalie’s sights change monthly depending on her taste buds………
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 9 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 9 months ago
Natalie signage may becoming denser and less accessible but gosh, it is sound advice. Fun fact, if my mother saw us throw salad at the chickens she would whip off her slipper and throw it at us.. and she seldom missed.
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
And more hilarious!
robnvon Premium Member 9 months ago
Word salad?
rhpii 9 months ago
For 2024, Natalie has decided to throw caution to the wind.
mistercatworks 9 months ago
I live in a coastal town and frequently eat outdoors. I tried to discourage a seagull by throwing ice from my water glass at it. The seagull ate my ice and came back for more.
Remember, it’s not possible to feed JUST ONE seagull.
Chris Sherlock 9 months ago
Not even if it’s chicken salad?
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
OKAY…OKAY…I WON’T!!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
And if you’re near salad, please don’t choke your chicken.
ONE NIGHT ONLY! • Oxymoron & The Paper Towels 9 months ago
Nat’s right: You can’t have your salad and chuck it, too.
ONE NIGHT ONLY! • Oxymoron & The Paper Towels 9 months ago
Always throw someone else’s salad.
gopher gofer 9 months ago
natalie’s not a fan of tossed salad…
cfkelley 9 months ago
Natalie must have learned something the hard way.