Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 06, 2024

who needs a wife with such a dog ….

Yes, with Hubert, that’s a possibility, but not a probability.

Some dogs pee on trees. ….just sayingn’ Scoot old boy.

Scooter, a dog, afflicted with FOMO? Only on Ballard Street.

Just wait ’til Scooter goes on YouTube and learns how to rewire that nasty anti-bark collar and turn it into a WiFi eavesdropping device.

My mother used to do that when I used the phone.

He has a way of sniffing out interesting tid-bits…

Scooter likes to keep in the know.

Scooter’s always checking to see if this call is about veterinarian appointments.. and, is in fine position to chomp a nose if it is.

Good morning Balladeers!

Hubert’s often thought about changing his name to "Snoop"y.

Great name! Now Scoot!!!

…so the guy’s head is hollow??

He has very poor hearing for a dog.

What does that say about Hubert’s brain when Scooter can listen through the other ear?

Scooter’s real trick is picking out the interesting info, after all the echoes in Hubert’s head die down a bit.

looks like ol’ scooter’s on top of things here…

Scooter knows all the best gossip to pass along to his canine friends at the hydrant.