Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 08, 2024

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    oldpine52  10 months ago

    Well, Tom, if you would stop muttering all the time maybe your life would be a bit more fulfilling.

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    marilynnbyerly  10 months ago

    Those smoldering, angry eyes. He should be a star.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 10 months ago

    Because your last name is not “Cruise”, Tom.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 10 months ago

    Because nobody uses flash bulbs anymore. And all the old flash attachments have been turned into light sabers by Starwars fanboys.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 10 months ago

    You are, that’s the problem. This is as good as it gets.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 10 months ago

    Tom figures to lay the blame on his mutter.

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    The All-Meat Xylophone  10 months ago

    No matter the problem or issue, it always boils down to fourth grade.

    … or the fifth. Or the imperial pint.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago

    Because you’re a civil engineer, Bob. There is nothing red-carpet sexy about water systems.

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    P51Strega  10 months ago

    Because you mutter, Tom! Your mom said “speak up”, your dad said “speak up”, even your 9th grade drama teacher said “speak up” when you tried out for the play. It really mutters.

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    purepaul Premium Member 10 months ago

    Do something ghastly if you are craving attention, Tom.

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    rhpii  10 months ago

    Time for some plastic surgery and check yourself into Betty Ford.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member 10 months ago

    Good morning Balladeers!

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    Tom is disgruntled.

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    -Saint-  10 months ago

    One main reason is that his wife Agnus didn’t think the red carpet would go with their drapes.

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    ChessPirate  10 months ago

    Because you didn’t get that job as Reporter in Hollywood, Tom. Oh, you didn’t mean that? Never mind…

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 10 months ago

    The changes to your life you’d have to make might not be worth the effort Tom.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 10 months ago

    It’s because you drool when you mutter Tom, and drool is hard to clean from a red carpet. It’s the carpet cleaning union (BSCCU) that has put the kibosh on your dreams Tom.

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    bobbyferrel  10 months ago

    Wouldn’t want that. Nope. A bit more money would be nice, tho.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago

    Rob a bank and your dreams will come true.

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    mistercatworks  10 months ago

    … as thousands of adoring fans admire his comic strip rake-leaning technique and dreamy, sneaky eyes. :)

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    wildlandwaters  10 months ago

    well….where do I begin…….

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    Impkins  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Dude, I hate to get personal, but it’s your inserts. :)

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    gopher gofer  10 months ago

    maybe if tom had some flash duds and a flash car…

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 10 months ago

    Tom, you missed the boat to Hollywood when you tried to portay the Godfather as a Russian ballet dancer. I told you that wouldn’t fly, but no, you just had to do it, didn’t you?

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