Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 24, 2024

Nothing remotely creepy about that.

Bob can’t do any work with that on his desk. Let’s hope his boss doesn’t care.

Bob has found his nose to be a big asset when it comes to kissing his bosses a$$.

But adding a silver frame would be too much…

What’s the cord for? Does a curtain come up when the boss enters the room?

Needs a brown nose. Just once, Jerry needs a little color added.

Bob’s always had a nose for, uh, news.

Geez, I’m syco that phant, but he does toady the line…

Nothing like sucking up to the boss.

He not only found it…he adorned it!

Bob is trying a new path to the top.

Is a curry favor some sort of Indian gift?

Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!

And now, Happy SATURDAY Tigressy!

Bob also bought a pair of knee pads … just in case he needs to talk with the boss.

Show him the one in your wallet – if you really want to impress him.

“Yes Sir!”ee Bob.

When first Bob began to flatter his boss all too well

is the exact moment upon him that his Fate fell.

Woe be unto Bob and his tasteless attempts to curry favor

with a boss whose tummy upsets easily at curry flavor.

I’d sooner see that than what is really done to curry favor.

bob’s found the picture perfect way to get on the boss’s good side…

Curry favor??… I’d say that’s putting it mildly!