Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 24, 2024

Divide and conquer. . . . .

Actually, Niles was thinking more along the lines of separate houses.

she didn’t take it up – she was waiting for the right moment.

Wait until he gets in bed tonite….

Oh Niles…guess who got the bathroom on HER half….

As the Grail Knight said “he chose poorly”

MOM! She’s over the line! On my side!

Don’t complain, Niles, you got what you asked for.

You ticked her off, didn’t you, Niles? And now, you’ve got the “Tick ’er Tape”…

(≖_ʖ ≖)

It’s sad to see Roseanne bar Niles from her half of the couch.

at least she’s sharing the painting with him…

I thought duct tape was the handyMAN’s secret weapon.

The problem for Niles became thornier after Roseanne declared that there would be no common areas in the house … including the kitchen, master bedroom, and master bath. Thereafter, Niles was relegated to a closet-sized toilet with a sink and no shower. He also slept on a cot on the back porch, and he ate all of his meals at a local greasy spoon.

Good morning Balladeers!

Quick draw on the duct tape! :)

Niles patiently thumbs the lifestyle magazine insert while awaiting terms of today’s Newspaper Armistice discussions.

Cross that line at your own peril. Roseanne’s gat a back hand that will pop your teeth out.

Something tells me that Roseanne has wanting this for awhile

This is just the beginning. Next, it’s curtains for Niles.