Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 17, 2024

Eureka

If I were you, I would run full speed ahead and call an asylum, dude.

That’s quite impressive.

I’ll have what she’s having.

It’s gonna be a hot time at the Feeblemyster house tonite!

Such talent runs in the family – her great uncle was part of the Hoover Administration.

She has struck a balance between chores and fun.

She’s unbalanced, but she hides it well…

Get her a Heavy-Duty Roomba and she’ll show you something!

That.. would be an eyeful to come home too.

She was a former trapeze artist…….or contortionist?

She’s feeling much better!

Good morning Balladeers!

Simone Biles… the later years…

While you are up there, can you dust the ceiling fan?

She’s ready for America’s Got Talent.

Her to-do list became a “ta-da!”-list.

He does not seem to realize the lack of gravity of the situation. :)

“Nobody steps on my nice clean carpet!”

Woooo Hooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! :)

She’s obviously not Mother Nature — she hates vacuuming…

Pretty sure she is not following the manufacturer’s instructions for proper use.

and he’s just hoovering it up…

She’s been nipping at the cooking sherry again.

Looks like the Dirt Devil got into her. I’m impressed.

Good night, Ballard Dears!