Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 27, 2024

the question is, how do these legs carry the upper part?

Dog’s nickname is Shredder………..

Not even the cardboard inserts could survive those teeth.

Maybe this will teach Preston not to carry his lunch in his pants pockets.

Thankfully, it stopped at “nearly”.

This is what happens when you turn down Elm and Little Miss Millie High Maintenance lives on Walnut. Skippy there was hoping for a sniff.

Nearly but not totally useless: Preston’s pants appear to be still covering Preston’s parts that are the most important to keep covered.

Stop stealing pants from SpongeBob.

What a rip roaring time walking the dog. Really.

Good morning Balladeers!

“…Nearly blew me kilt off!”

Sgt. Preston of the Yuk-off…

Now those are some Distressed Pants!

“thus rendering Preston’s pants nearly useless” How do you keep coming up with these bon mots?

Skippy is only trying to get Preston to notice he is wearing 2 right shoes (again).

Shredder definitely has some "tear"ier in him.

Preston and Shredder testing a beta version of what has become a fashion hit with teens and their jeans making them millions of dollars. They’ve now retired to south of France where Shredder has a series of French Poodle girlfriends and Preston is wearing his Speedo to the beach.

Who’s a good boy, not you Shredder!

Mind how you bend over Preston when you retrieve your stuff on the lawn. Miss Ellie will go straight to the Ballard St Council if you expose yourself again.

and that’s his dog to boot!

The dog would probably make short work of that leash.

Did you get his passport and Mastercard?? :)

He should be called Kack the Ripper. Thank heavens he stopped when he did.

Good evening, Ballard Dears!

preston now needs no pants pressing… ☺

I would render that dog nearly lifeless.