Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 29, 2024

face it dude, even your dog doesn’t listen to you …

Burl can’t even stop the rapid retreat of his hair line let alone the march of time.

Boy, I know that well!

I say this to young people all the time. But do they listen? Never! Ingrates.

. . . In the name of love before you break my heart.

In a few years, he will realize he spent so much time trying to stop aging that he didn’t take the time to have a life.

Jerry must have majored in crosshatching in art school. Nice job!

…as it is appointed unto man once to die…

Inside of every old person is a young person thinking “what the h3ll happened?”

Good morning Balladeers!

Threaten yourself with a gun to the head. That’ll stop it!

( –‸ლ)

Cursing is actually more exercise, which could stave it off a bit.

Tom Brady… the later years!

It doesn’t listen. It never does.

next time, try halt!

he needs to add “in the name of the law!”

Burl/Jerry needs to figure out how he will get up now.

Good evening, Ballard Dears!