Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 24, 2024

Whose weakness would that be, Thomas?

We all hope there isn’t any weakness in the knot hold his towel up.

No, Thomas, No! Not with a towel!!!

A cardboard insert in a towel?

And we’re glad the towel isn’t one of them.

And old Mrs Fleeblehopper stands at her window scanning for any signs that his towel will go south. Not to report him for indecent exposure mind you, but because, well, you know.

Sorry, Thomas. But you can’t see it coming.

When he can sees a sign of weakness then he can seize the day.

The weakness that I see for dear Thomas is the wet towel about to slip off his waist. Quick, look away!

Check the mirror.

Is he planning to kill it if he finds a weakness?

Thomas is wise to check before dressing. Many a day have been ruined by choosing the wrong attire.

During the day he’s peeping Thomas, but at night he’s Peeping Tom.

Good morning Balladeers!

If he finds it, will he doubt it? ッ

his haircut, for starters…

If he finds no weakness, he runs up the white flag. Where would he get a large piece of white cloth? Oh dear, not that!

There! He spots a slack time at 10:05 a.m.

OOPS. No weaknesses. Down periscope!

The only weakness is between his ears.

Good evening, Ballard Dears!

when thomas spots a weak point he’ll seize the day. by the throat…

Finding a weakness in one’s opponent is important to beating it…and every day is Thomas’ opponrnt.