Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 29, 2024

Ted Talks

His wife, Zelda, has been trying for years to get him to move his spot to someplace near the back porch.

Only the one spot? Who is he elsewhere?

His spot is only for Today. He’s back in the “home” tomorrow.

Fly away Ted, if you can.

A spot of Ted goes a long way.

I have a place behind my pool where there is sand to take your shoes off, sit, and relax with your toes in the sand and a island drink in your hand.

Ted’s spot is right in front of the desk of the nice men in the white coats.

Everyone needs a spot like that.

The “Random Speakers Club” kicked him out because his “Ted Talks” were too specific…

Ted still has that childhood imagination thing.. to fly away on his magic carpet and frolic in the surf.

Good morning Balladeers!

Ted dreams he is on a flying carpet while riding a great white steed……….that happenswhen he watches the movie “Arabian Nights”………………

Ted always feels special when he wears Nessie.

That’s a lot of “Ted”.

Hopefully the porch is in the back yard and not in the front so the neighbor’s don’t start talking about the man with the giraffe innertube!!!

He refers to this as the Ted Offensive.

Waiting for the flood?

Ted is spot on if someone comes by with a kiddy pool.

Ted, the King of inanity.

Ted: The man. The myth. The maniac.

looks like ted’s been called on the carpet…

Ted is a firm believer in the statement, “Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.”