Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 04, 2024

So far, Scooter is the only one to produce any results.

Did the Carlisles give any thought to the automatic sprinklers’ afternoon schedule?

And here we all thought they were just snoozing on the lawn.

However things are about to turn interesting when Carl dumps that pipe full of burning tobacco down the front of his pants where it slowly burns a hole in his skivvies.

I’m thinking that looks very relaxing.

I hope they used some sunscreen, or they’ll be doing some aloe vera experiments tonight.

I think those are ants biting us. What do you think, Gladys?

Thinking very, very deep thoughts.

“Turn off your mind relax and float down-stream…” Opening lyrics of Tomorrow Never Knows on the Beatles Revolver Album.

Today’s Speed Bump ties right into this.

That’s nice. Just don’t expect any great discoveries from them.

Makes sense, today’s lawndry day…

Good morning Balladeers!

Wonder how many bottles of Gin it took to get them in this, um.. reflective state.

dogs have been doing it forever!

A very low cost think tank……….WITH NO RESULTS!

And to this day, they never could think up who it was that spiked the neighborhood potluck.

Better known as Garden variety brainstorming.

Why doesn’t my boss believe me when I’m doing thought experiments with my eyes closed?

the carlisles are giving thought to opening a flop house…

Good evening, Ballard Dears!

“What do you suppose would happen if Pavlov’s dog met Schrödinger’s cat at a Nobel Prize ceremony?”