Rachel is strange. Straight up strange. Yesterday she told Mavis that her waistline was just a Bubble in the Wind. Wait, that one is true. Mavis suffers from gas.
I have a mulberry tree in the back yard. When its berries are ripe, EVERY animal and bird shows up to enjoy them. Even the predators consider it a no-eat-anyone-else zone. I have a buck who comes every year because he’s obsessed with the fallen over-ripe berries, and he’ll forage for them for hours.
seanfear 2 days ago
i can see it’s ….. working
oldpine52 2 days ago
Although, Rachel prefers to drink the fermented juice.
Bilan 2 days ago
He found out at work that he’s definitely not the Lion King there.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 2 days ago
Rachel is strange. Straight up strange. Yesterday she told Mavis that her waistline was just a Bubble in the Wind. Wait, that one is true. Mavis suffers from gas.
wndflower1 2 days ago
good to see you back, rose!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 2 days ago
Good morning Balladeers!
-Saint- 2 days ago
It’s difficult to tell the supportive difference between the chair and Rachel’s legs, though.
rhpii 2 days ago
Elgin wouldn’t have to eat a fermented berry if Rachel would just clean out the produce drawer in her refrigerator.
ChessPirate 2 days ago
She’s Berry good at it, too. Despite “overindulgence” being the problem here, Elgin really wants a drink…
ars731 2 days ago
“An day in Africa lasts 24 hours… not helping sweetie”
wildlandwaters 2 days ago
so he’s got a hangover then??
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 days ago
“Spare me allegory details.” thinks Elgin.
mistercatworks 2 days ago
If she starts singing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”, it’s going to get nasty.
marilynnbyerly 1 day ago
I have a mulberry tree in the back yard. When its berries are ripe, EVERY animal and bird shows up to enjoy them. Even the predators consider it a no-eat-anyone-else zone. I have a buck who comes every year because he’s obsessed with the fallen over-ripe berries, and he’ll forage for them for hours.
gopher gofer 1 day ago
rachel’s wisdom is the fruit of long experience…
Shikamoo Premium Member 1 day ago
Has Elgin been drinking and acting silly at work again?
Good night, Ballard Dears!