Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 29, 2024

i can see it’s ….. working

Although, Rachel prefers to drink the fermented juice.

He found out at work that he’s definitely not the Lion King there.

Rachel is strange. Straight up strange. Yesterday she told Mavis that her waistline was just a Bubble in the Wind. Wait, that one is true. Mavis suffers from gas.

good to see you back, rose!

Good morning Balladeers!

It’s difficult to tell the supportive difference between the chair and Rachel’s legs, though.

Elgin wouldn’t have to eat a fermented berry if Rachel would just clean out the produce drawer in her refrigerator.

She’s Berry good at it, too. Despite “overindulgence” being the problem here, Elgin really wants a drink…

“An day in Africa lasts 24 hours… not helping sweetie”

so he’s got a hangover then??

“Spare me allegory details.” thinks Elgin.

If she starts singing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”, it’s going to get nasty.

I have a mulberry tree in the back yard. When its berries are ripe, EVERY animal and bird shows up to enjoy them. Even the predators consider it a no-eat-anyone-else zone. I have a buck who comes every year because he’s obsessed with the fallen over-ripe berries, and he’ll forage for them for hours.

rachel’s wisdom is the fruit of long experience…

Has Elgin been drinking and acting silly at work again?

Good night, Ballard Dears!