Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 30, 2019

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    Differentname  about 5 years ago

    How did people get lost before GPS, Grandpa?

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    WLG12037  about 5 years ago

    From what I’ve been told, GPS doesn’t work properly even when it’s NOT broken!

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    Fred  about 5 years ago

    they closed their eyes and…

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    Prey  about 5 years ago

    As its Loon, maybe something a little more “chemical”?

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    cubswin2016  about 5 years ago

    A GPS won’t help someone as daffy as Loon.

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    LadyPeterW  about 5 years ago

    And then Grandpa would turn left, when Grandma said turn right, because HE knew where they were going, dagnabbit, and…they got lost. Alternately, Grandma would tell Grandpa to turn left, when it should’ve been right, because she really couldn’t read the map, mercy sakes alive, and…they got lost.

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    Bookworm  about 5 years ago

    GPS = Get a Printed Sheet (of directions).

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    dukedoug  about 5 years ago

    Some pilots have taken to writing messages on Flightradar24 (.com) by flying patterns which spell out words on their flight track.

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    Triker2011  about 5 years ago

    “Never been lost, just a mite bewildered” -Davy Crockett

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member about 5 years ago

    You can’t get here from here.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    I still can’t understand how those sky-writers did it in days of yore. And they wrote in size-a-billion font, but today they tote a long sigh printed in size 6 font.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 5 years ago

    I use paper maps.

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    Great Wizard Nala  about 5 years ago

    I have an innate sense of direction!

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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    So Loon is the cause of all those mysterious vapor trails that the tinfoil hat folks are worried about?

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    Mediatech  about 5 years ago

    Half the fun is getting there. the other half is celebrating that you survived the landing.

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    rshive  about 5 years ago

    One of the few times you will actually see Loon flying. Seems to me that in the early days he would fly upside down.

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    Space & Kitten  about 5 years ago

    Should I ask Where the Smoke is Coming From ? ( Beans Beans the Musical Fruit the more you eat the More You Toot ! ) :-)

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    Airbender  about 5 years ago

    Maybe he needs skywriting lessons from the Wicked Witch of the West.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    The same one that Lyft uses.

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    tigerdg  about 5 years ago

    Since when do buzzards leave vapor trails?

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    Rfrysinger  about 5 years ago

    What is the source of the smoke

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    BWR  about 5 years ago

    You might be a redneck pilot if you think ‘GPS’ stands for ‘Going Perfectly Straight’.

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