Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 01, 2019

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Maybe that is how he sees so well. It’s because of all those eyes from the distilled potatoes.

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    wiatr  about 5 years ago

    “It depends on the source of your vodka, Senator.”

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    Superfrog  about 5 years ago

    No. Definitely no Russian influence, Comrade.

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    Dean  about 5 years ago

    And that factory they built in Mitch’s state.

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    Differentname  about 5 years ago

    Old Joke. Two American agents destroyed Boris Yeltsin. Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.

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    cubswin2016  about 5 years ago

    Ah… We have another piece of the puzzle as to why Belfry is a complete doofus.

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    viking-riverrat  about 5 years ago

    Hello vodka…….

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    prrdh  about 5 years ago

    We’ve also heard rumors that you have very expensive tastes in fish eggs as well.

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    rshive  about 5 years ago

    What’s terrifying is that the vodka may be a solution rather than a problem.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    No strings on Belfry. Unlike tiny.

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    Mediatech  about 5 years ago

    That explains why he spends so much time on the floor of the Senate.

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    bobfjr  about 5 years ago

    Too much wodka, you will womit…

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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    Ole Sen. Batson D. Belfry is certainly not as Kremlin-controlled as Moscow Mitch and Leningrad Lindsey. He certainly isn’t an agent provocateur like Red Square Rudy, or Pravda Pompeo.

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    carlzr  about 5 years ago

    We must diligently investigate the roles of Black Russians and White Russians.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 5 years ago

    Smirnoff solves most problems when used properly.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    And their tendency to shoot down airliners.

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    Jim Kerner  about 5 years ago

    Nyet!

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