Strange Brew by John Deering for September 27, 2019

That’s what I “figured”, but don’t mention the sandpaper.

You know, they told me I’d be a leader and cut quite a figure, but it turns out I’m just a figurehead!

I would of said get rid of the ship that is on your back first.

But can I park my boat here?

Never date a woman who buys her jewelry at Ace Hardware.

You can’t makeup this stuff.

Don’t forget to buy a pine-toothed comb.

Never mind, I’ll order it from Amazon.

So she is cracked?

And avoid moisturizers.

She’s a real beauty, that one.

oh! I just saw that it was a ship!