Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 01, 2019

Don’t be so hard on yourself, Oldbot – three of those were Royal Crown soda cans. A noble lineage!

Big deal, robot! I am 100% recycled Dinosaur meat!

So that’s where they go.

Information they just decided to pop in there, Old Bot.

And part old bubble gum ball dispenser.

And I thought he was a chip off the old Univac.

Unless you are a bird, you have no evolutionary connection to dinosaurs.

Coke or Pepsi?

I’m mostly plastic micro pellets.

What a coincidence! Me too! 81% recycled soda cans, 10% broken knife blades and 9% indeterminate! woo hoo!

I’m 80% used pizza

So, Oldbot is a product of “The Pepsi Generation”?

That’s okay. Plants are pretty much recycled worm poo, when one thinks about it.

Eggs…. unborn chicken babies.

Hamburgers… dead cow muscle.

Haggis… an invention of a twisted, demented soul who must have been REALLY hungry.

Actually, that’s an excellent percentage of post-consumer content.