Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 01, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    So? Duh.

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    rekam Premium Member about 5 years ago

    So why isn’t the 7-UP a can of Dr. Pepper instead?

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    Zykoic  about 5 years ago

    Dr Pepper owns the rights to 7-up. Hence…..

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Is the 7up can on a time out?

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    Just because he has a can-do attitude?

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    micromos  about 5 years ago

    ?

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    B U R P !

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    I known him since he was a little Squirt.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Now I have a hankering for a sugar-laden fizzy drink!

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    Ahuehuete  about 5 years ago

    I’m sure the 7-Up will be quick to tell the Coke that he’s the “Uncola”

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Coca-cola was first marketed in a 6 oz bottle, and cost 5 cents. 7-Up then came out in a 7 oz bottle, thus 7 UP. Later PepsiCola came out in a 12 oz bottle for the same price with this theme song:

    PepsiCola hits the spot; 12 full ounces and that’s a lot. Twice as much for a nickle too; PepsiCola’s the one for you.

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    Daeder  about 5 years ago

    On the “up” side, he’s crisp and clean…

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