If you think it’s unBEARable now, just wait till you see what’s up ahead.
Of COURSE the salmon are faster — you DO know why they swim upstream, don’t you?
I don’t know who spawned this idea but it sounds fishy to me.
Does the coach know salmon die right after spawning?
Go ahead Bleeb, give him a good kick and a shove and watch him splash. Then you can laugh for the rest of the day.
I just hope the salmon don’t confuse the swimmers for potential mates once they reach the mating grounds.
I wonder if Skidmont College is a riff on Skidmore College in Saratoga Springs, since John McPherson lives there?
What time do you commenters get up? No wonder the spawning puns are in short supply today.
Ah. Bleeb sobered up, his color is back to “normal” today…
He’s not blushing!
I’m pretty sure the slowest salmon can outswim the fastest human.
The finalists get to race piranhas .
Coach, it’s hard to do the Butterfly Stroke in two feet of water.
No shame in getting beaten by a fish. Getting eaten by one, that is a different matter. Swim them with sharks. Send the survivors to Nationals.
Is that 3rd guy Flounder Dorfman?
Swimming with the fish is better than sleeping with them.
They better hope they are not swimming against the UC Bears today.
If they’re pescatarians, they won’t have to worry about food after this workout
Worked for their crew team….Roe! Roe! Roe!
Well they’ve had more practice.
August 21, 2015
Strob over 5 years ago
If you think it’s unBEARable now, just wait till you see what’s up ahead.
eromlig over 5 years ago
Of COURSE the salmon are faster — you DO know why they swim upstream, don’t you?
jivanimark over 5 years ago
I don’t know who spawned this idea but it sounds fishy to me.
katzenbooks45 over 5 years ago
Does the coach know salmon die right after spawning?
Leojim over 5 years ago
Go ahead Bleeb, give him a good kick and a shove and watch him splash. Then you can laugh for the rest of the day.
Stevefk over 5 years ago
I just hope the salmon don’t confuse the swimmers for potential mates once they reach the mating grounds.
docforbin over 5 years ago
I wonder if Skidmont College is a riff on Skidmore College in Saratoga Springs, since John McPherson lives there?
jbduncan over 5 years ago
What time do you commenters get up? No wonder the spawning puns are in short supply today.
Amra Leo over 5 years ago
Ah. Bleeb sobered up, his color is back to “normal” today…
flemmingo over 5 years ago
He’s not blushing!
dv1093 over 5 years ago
I’m pretty sure the slowest salmon can outswim the fastest human.
ptnjbrown over 5 years ago
The finalists get to race piranhas .
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
Coach, it’s hard to do the Butterfly Stroke in two feet of water.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
No shame in getting beaten by a fish. Getting eaten by one, that is a different matter. Swim them with sharks. Send the survivors to Nationals.
ncorgbl over 5 years ago
Is that 3rd guy Flounder Dorfman?
Jml58 over 5 years ago
Swimming with the fish is better than sleeping with them.
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
They better hope they are not swimming against the UC Bears today.
geese28 over 5 years ago
If they’re pescatarians, they won’t have to worry about food after this workout
DoktorScheisskopf over 5 years ago
Worked for their crew team….Roe! Roe! Roe!
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Well they’ve had more practice.